It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
can we talk about how this is still getting notes
The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.
Imma just let this sit here
"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in
I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.
omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven
In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy.
polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.
this week on: britan thinks its special
"A new study shows that men are threatened by confident women taking pictures of themselves, and call these women stupid, socially inept, and ugly. In other news, the world is round, the sky is blue, and the patriarchy is still shitty."
Guess what though, that study only had women and teen girls as their subject pool. So it’s women who are hating on women for posting sexy selfies. Good job assuming it’s men though.
Nobody is even surprised
personally i don’t give a flying fuck
TAKE A GOD DAMN SELFIE ANY WAY YOU WANT!
NO ONE SHOULD STOP YOU
NO MATTER WHAT GENDER OR AGE OR COLOR OR ANYTHING
CAUSE SELFIES ARE STILL STUPID AND FUN!
I’m i’m I’m I’MM….SUUGAAAAAARRRRRRrrrrrr
I’m gonna scream at the TV screen so much today omg
We can be expressive gamers together xxx
Here me out.
I know it has already been established that Hiccup must have gotten all of his traits (internal and external) from his mother because he definitely did not get it from Stoick.
I CANT GET OVER THE FACT THAT HE IS EXACTLY LIKE HER
Everything from the soft green eyes, the thin body structure, the curiosity, the love for dragons, the epic imagination, the creativity, the sensitivity.
HICCUP AND HIS MOTHER ARE LIKE THE SAME PERSON.
WHAT STOICK HAD TO GO THOUGH EVERYDAY WHEN HE SEES HIS SON AS AN EXACT REPLICA OF HIS WIFE. THE RESEMBLANCE BETWEEN HICCUP AND HIS MOTHER IS NO DOUBT A MIRROR IMAGE. A FACE FILLED WITH CURIOSITY AND LOVE AND KINDNESS. THE MIND TO BREAK BARRIERS AND CHANGE WORLDS. A STRENGTH NOT LIKE THE REST OF THE TRIBE BUT ONE FOUND IN THE HEART AND SOUL. STOIK HAD TO SEE HICCUP GROW UP AND TURN OUT JUST LIKE HER. IMAGINE A FATHER’S PRIDE, A HUSBAND’S GREIF, AS HE SEES TWO PEOPLE HE DEARLY LOVES IN THE SAME PERSON EVERY SINGLE DAY. STOICK MUST HAVE THOUGH MORE THAN JUST “OH MY SON IS OUT OF PLACE FROM THE TRIBE”. STOICK MUST HAVE THINKING ABOUT HIS FAMILY.
HIS WHOLE FAMILY.
HE SAW HICCUP.
im sorry but i was so caught up in this theory i had to say somthing